Book Review: An Abundance of Katherines

From Goodreads:

When it comes to relationships, Colin Singleton’s type is girls named Katherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine, Colin is always getting dumped. Nineteen times, to be exact.

On a road trip miles from home, this anagram-happy, washed-up child prodigy has ten thousand dollars in his pocket, a bloodthirsty feral hog on his trail, and an overweight, Judge Judy-loving best friend riding shotgun but no Katherines. Colin is on a mission to prove The Theorem of Underlying Katherine Predictability, which he hopes will predict the future of any relationship, avenge Dumpees everywhere, and finally win him the girl.

Love, friendship, and a dead Austro-Hungarian archduke add up to surprising and heart-changing conclusions in this ingeniously layered comic novel about reinventing oneself by Printz medalist John Green, acclaimed author of Looking for Alaska.

Let me begin by saying I thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated Looking for Alaska. So when I picked up An Abundance of Katherines, I expected it to be a great novel, as well. I was extremely disappointed. Aside from the sidekick character of Hassan—who I found somewhat likeable—the other characters were severely lacking in the likeability category. In fact, I honestly did not care what happened to Colin or Lindsey Lee Wells or practically anyone else for that matter.

The story as a whole tends to drag, and the ending with the boxes and the secret phone calls was highly predictable. In so many ways, I expected so much more from John Green.

In fact, anyone who is familiar with this blog and the one I write for my son, Zane, knows how I feel about the word “retarded” when it is used to insult and humiliate others. I counted its appearance—in its many (and may I add, incorrect) forms--a total of fives times: retard, tard, retarded. FYI, John Green: retard is not grammatically correct when used as a noun. When it is used in that fashion, it is only meant to demean a whole population of people who cannot defend themselves.

I can give a writer poetic license if he or she uses the word to paint a picture of a particular character (namely one who is insensitive, ignorant, that sort of thing). But that is not the case here. It is not one character if particular who uses the slur. So I don't believe (and please correct me if I am wrong) the word is used for that purpose. That being said, after the first time the word appeared, I already considered closing the book. Much to my chagrin, I read on.

***Off my soap box now***

Bottom line: I would not recommend this book to a friend or even an acquaintance or someone who I want to punish by having them waste hours of their time. If you’re looking for a good John Green read, pick up Looking for Alaska.

Also, if you are interested in reading another perspective on the word "retard", most definitely visit Rob Rummel-Hudson's blog.

Six Things I Did Today...

1. Worked on a communication board. My youngest son is non-verbal. I took a class sometime last year called Every Move Counts. I had introduced the system to him: tangible items to stand for critical things that are part of his day. For example, a crayon stands for coloring; a tiny book stands for reading. But his ST switched him to line drawings at the end of the school year. He simply does not get that concept right now. Back to tangible items. I need a board, Velcro, and some doll-house-sized items to put the communication board together. Someday, I hope he will graduate to the iPad and use something like Proloquo2go.

2. Made an appointment. My younger son always seems to have someone within the medical profession he needs to visit. This time it is the audiologist. Appointment scheduled? Check.

3. Edited one of my manuscripts on the iPad. PDF Reader for the iPad is pretty cool. You can download PDF files (obvious, of course, because of the name). Not only can I read my manuscripts, but there is a place to take notes! This is probably a given for most technologically-advanced people. But I was quite thrilled by the discovery. Now my manuscripts can go everywhere with me.

4. Read. I am finishing the first Percy Jackson with my oldest and reading An Abundance of Katherines by John Green on my own. I also have Writing the Breakout Novel Workbook by Donald Maass on my nightstand. I am ready to jump back into the writing process now.

5. Waterfight. The boys and I went outside the shoot water at one another with the Nerf Tornado Strike Blaster. They cannot be outside without supervision because of the mountain lions and bears in our subdivision; a subdivision that borders BLM and National Forest Service land. Might as well make if fun for myself, as well. Plus, I get my dose of vitamin D for the day.

(Picture from the top of our subdivision)

 

6. Put video on YouTube. Of both my kiddos skiing (the youngest with Adaptive Sports Association). See Zane’s website here for the video.