Did you know that one Teddy Graham has over five calories? Here I sit, working at the computer, struggling with a bit of writer’s block, while I stuff my mouth with these things, remaining oblivious to the extra fat and pounds I must be accumulating. Just this morning, I woke up at 5:15. I hauled my tired self out of bed to do Jillian Michaels 30-Day Shred. This thing is hard. It’s meant to burn the calories, shred the fat. Then what do I do? I shove Teddy Graham after Teddy Graham mindlessly into my mouth, virtually undoing this morning’s workout. These teddy-shaped graham crackers aren’t even that fulfilling. I’d be much happier popping two See’s chocolates in my mouth for the same caloric intake. So it’s time to hide that box with the happy, smiling bear on the front in the back of the kitchen cabinet and gear up for another pre-sunrise workout. Goodbye Teddy Grahams.
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